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All da grots down in Grot-ville liked Christmas a lot. But da Boss who lived just north of Grot-ville did not. Da boss HATED Christmas, da whole Christmas season, please don't ask why, noone quite knows da reason. It could be his Flash wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, dat his bootz was too tight. But I t'ink dat da most likely reason of all, may have been dat his heart was two sizes too small. But, whatever da reason, his heart or his bootz, he stood 'dere on Christmas Eve, hatin' dem foolz. Staring down from his Ork Hold wit' a sour Orky frown, at dem warmly lit torches below in 'deir town. For he knew every Grot down in